Flying Spaghetti Monster Gets Owned
We finally pissed off the Flying Spaghetti Monster enough for him to show himself to the world. Something quite large struck a massive wind turbine that stands at 290 feet tall in the early hours of January 7th. The UFO that supposedly crashed into the turbine ripped off one of the 65ft blades and mangled a 2nd blade. Locals heard a loud crash at 4am, and multiple sightings of strange lights in the sky poured in prior to the collision.
But what really collided with this oversized spinning contraption? The flying, glowing, tentacle-like UFO of course (a.k.a. the Flying Spaghetti Monster)! One witness claimed he saw a “massive ball of light with tentacles going right down to the ground” hovering over the wind farm. Also, there are no reports of any aircraft collisions in the area. Just dozens of locals claiming they saw strange lights over the area where the turbine was struck. Hopefully the full investigation will shed some light on this strange event; however, I’m afraid it will be that damn meddlesome swamp gas.
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